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Evil modesty blanket of DOOOOOM!!!
--- Several of us after Massage class
.....And don't worry about the world coming to an end today, it's already tomorrow in Australia.
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." -- Albert
Einstein
Well, look, if you're going to go out waltzing in the middle of the highway, then you're just plain asking to get hit
by a truck.
"Of all the things I've ever lost, I miss my mind the most"
---- Graffiti on a stall in the CHS third floor women's restroom
"Insanity is under-rated. Sanity is over-rated.. and I'm just ramblling."- Rheow
Boycott shampoo. Demand real poo.
-- Unknown
"There's nothing so dangerous for manipulators as people who think for themselves"
----Meg Greenfield
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest
guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want
to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon.' Need I say more?"
-- Chris Rock
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it all worth while
--- Herm Albright
To do is to be - Descartes
To be id to do - Voltaire
Do be do be do - Frank Sinatra
Watch the carrot cakes, the pooch likes to spike them with plot bunny viagra. (grins)
"Consciousness: That annoying time between naps."-Unknown
"And there's people, and more people. But what do they know?"
"Life is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing." - William Shakespeare
There's trouble and then there's trouble. And the trouble with some trouble is, it don't look like trouble...
"My goal in life is to live fast love hard die young and leave a fucking beautiful corpse" smirk.
A snarl, a sneer, a whip that stings, These are a few of my favorite things. Bumper Sticker.
Good judgement comes from experience, and often experience comes from bad judgement. Rita Mae Brown
"Heaven doesn't want me, and hell is afraid I'll take over"
"Worship the Python for he is very Monty."
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
We came into the world defenseless, so God gave us baseball bats... well, he gave us trees, but we knew what he meant.
-- LowBrow.com
'I don't do drugs, I am drugs.' --Dali
~ I'm afraid of flying. You would be too, if you died in a 'plane crash! ~
My mind isn't always in the gutter -- sometimes it comes out to feed.
What's done is done, just like when your girlfriend castrates you for sleeping around so much.
Diplomacy- The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that he/she looks forward to the trip.
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