"All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher."

    -- Ambrose Bierce

"Reality continues to ruin my life."

    -- Calvin and Hobbes

"You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it."

    -- Robin Williams

"Forgive the lack of warning, but it's time for my daily massacre! If you do not believe I am the real thing, take a good look at me and start freaking out!!"

    -- Vash the Stampede, "Trigun"

Though this be madness, yet there is method in't.

    -- Polonius, "Hamlet" by Shakespeare

"You're not a crazy! Let's be friends!"

    -- Utena, "Shoujo Kakumei Utena" 

"DON'T DEDICATE YOUR INSANITY!"

    -- Yuuhi Aoigiri, "Ayashi No Ceres Vol.1: Aya"

I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

    -- Unknown

Reality is the leading cause of stress for those in touch with it.

    -- Jane Wagner

It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I choose to accept.

    -- Calvin, "Calvin and Hobbes"

You're fine, how am I?

    -- Philosopher's joke concerning dualism

I'm not confused, I'm just well mixed.

    -- Robert Frost

The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.

    -- Tom Clancy

I'm not myself today. Maybe I'm you.

    -- Unknown

Tell your little voices to SHUT UP! I can't hear mine...

    -- Unknown

From a mind so twisted, it's actually sprained....

    -- Unknown

My reality check just bounced.

    -- Douglas Siebert

"I finally find some peace of mind and you have to lobotomize it?!"

    -- Miss Parker, "The Pretender"

"This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence."

    -- Vyvyan, "The Young Ones"

"If you find yourself falling into madness - dive."

    -- Malkavian proverb

"She's not an airhead. She's just - reality impaired."

    -- FM 104.7

"Be virtuous and you will be eccentric."

    -- Mark Twain

"I've always been crazy, keeps me from going INSANE!!"

    -- Unknown

"Sanity is a cozy lie."

    -- Susan Sontag

"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most..."

    -- Steven Tyler

"If your mind is pure, you've probably been brainswashed."

    -- Unknown

"I may be crazy, but I'm not as crazy as you."

    -- "Calvin & Hobbes"

"Why?? Why do you always ask why, when the how is so much more fun."

    -- Clown, "Spawn"

"I say destroy the cosmos, ask questions later."

    -- Clown, "Spawn"

"I never think of the future. It comes soon enough."

    -- Albert Einstein

"Your ignorance cramps my conversation."

    -- Anthony Hope, "The Dolly Dialogues, No. 22"

"Reality is for people who can't cope with drugs."

    -- Robin Williams

"I used to have a handle on life, but it broke..."

    -- Unknown

"I let my mind wander - and it didn't come back!"

    -- Calvin, "Calvin and Hobbs"

"...Sanity is a veil that the Gods throw over our eyes to shield us from the truth!"

    -- Xena, "Xena: Warrior Princess"