"I shall call him Squishy, and he shall be mine, and he shall be my Squishy."
-- Dory, "Finding Nemo"

"Honey, whatcha doin'? These guys don't use doors."
-- Rick O'Connell, "The Mummy Returns"

"If you see anyone come running out screaming - don't worry, it's just me."
-- Jonathon, "The Mummy Returns"

"The firefly from hell!"
-- Peter re. Tinkerbell, "Hook"

"GOLDBERG" "I didn't do it!!!" "No, I did it"
--- D2: The Mighty Ducks

"All for one and one for all! Catch your pants before they fall!"
-- Stinkie, Fatso, Stretch "Casper"

"Dear me, What is that unpleasant aroma?!"
--- Racetrack (Newsies)

but, but, but
I was this close! --- D2: The Mighty Ducks

yeech, somebody licked me - D2 the Mighty Ducks

Be careful of the feet you step on, they may be connected to the boot that kicks your ass.
--- Piper Halliwell (Charmed)

Life isn't a garden so stop being a hoe. --- Piper Halliwell (Charmed)

Paige: We kick evil's ass every day.
Piper: Sometimes twice a day. (Charmed)

Chris: I was just wondering how it went with the doctor.
Piper: Well, you'll be happy to know that you're a boy.
[holds up ultrasound picture]
Chris: That's not what I meant.
Paige: [looking at picture] I don't see it.
Piper: Oh, see, it's this little thing right here...
[points]
Chris: Whoa![grabs ultrasound]
Chris: Excuse me! Do you mind? (Charmed)

Something Wicked This Way Comes

Dumbledore: It is not our abilities that show what we truly are... it is our choices. (COS Movie)

Dumbledore: It takes a great deal of courage to stand up to your enemies, but a great deal more to stand up to your friends (SS Movie)

Lord Voldemort: There is no good and evil, there is only power, and those too weak to seek it... (SS Movie)

Ron Weasley: [sitting bolt upright in bed] Spiders... the spiders... they want me to tap-dance. And I don't want to tap-dance!
Harry Potter: [laughing] You tell those spiders Ron.
Ron Weasley: Yeah tell them... I'll tell them...
[falls straight back asleep] (POA movie)

" Hermoine: Well, I know this plant is deadly. It can only be killed by fire. *Pause* We don't have any fire.
Ron: YOU MORON! HAVE YOU BEEN TO WITCH SCHOOL FOR THE LAST 10 MONTHS OR NOT!!! No fire.. honestly..."
- Ron and Herimone from "Harry Potter and the Socerers Stone"

You will find adventure. Or adventure will find you
--- Lord of the Rings Trailer

Sometimes all it takes is a voice, one voice that becomes a hundred, then a thousand, unless it's silenced.
- Brian Denton (Newsies)

Quote from a conversation with a non-slasher workmate.
Workmate: The Lone Ranger? Isn't he the one that rides Tonto?
Me: (snickering) Well... Yes... But I think you meant Silver!

Cordelia: God, I really wish she wouldn't leave her toys laying around.
Charles Gunn: Ooh, pretty wicked looking toy.
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: I'll say. It almost looks like a spring-loaded decapitation device.
Cordelia: Or it makes toast. With her you never know.

Fred: Can I say somethin about destiny? Screw destiny! If this evil thing comes, we'll fight it and we'll keep fighting it until we whoop it. Cuz destiny is just another word for inevitable, and nothing's inevitable as long as you stand up, look it in the eye, and say "you're evitable!"

"She's a techno pagan, right? Ask her to bless your laptop." ~ Buffy

"Is this a piece of your brain?" -John Cleese in 'Fawlty Towers'

Excuse me, are you the Charmed ones, because I need to find my demon catching truck!

"Let the flesh instruct the mind"—Claudia from 'Interview with a Vampire'.

"There will always be people who are strong for evil. The stronger you become the more you'll be tempted," Luke Skywalker, Jedi Master

My thumbs have gone weird!--I, 'Withnail & I'

Why has my head gone numb?--Withnail, 'Withnail & I'

You risk your life over and over and ask for nothing in return. [Weir]
Well, don’t be fooled. I’m making a list. [O’Neill]

Logan Cale: You're a thief?
Max Guevara: Girl's gotta make a living.
Logan Cale: Thank God.
Max Guevara: First time I ever heard that one.
- Fox's "Dark Angel" - Pilot Ep

Dr. Cameron: Men should grow up.
Dr. Gregory House: Yeah. And dogs should stop licking themselves. It's not gonna happen.

Draco: Why So Tense Potter ? My father and I have a bet, I don’t think you'll last ten minutes in this tournament, he disagrees, he think you wont last five.
::Advancing Harry shoves Draco::
Harry: I don't give a damn what your father thinks Malfoy, he's vile and cruel and YOUR Pathetic
-- Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

McGonnogal: Is that a student!?!?
Moody: Technically It's a ferret.
-- Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

"That's just the music talking; it's harder to be sentimental when you're playing `Knees Up Mother Brown'." [Peter Smith-Kingsley, The Talented Mr. Ripley]

How can you connect in an age where strangers, landlords, lovers, your own blood cells betray? – RENT

Will I lose my dignity? Will someone care? Will I wake tomorrow, from this nightmare? – Rent ‘Will I’

"If someone ever just tries to kill you, you try to kill them right back." Mal Reynolds - captain of the Serenity

I aim to misbehave -- Malcom Renyolds(Serenity The Motion Picture)

Into the garbage shoot fly boy! – Leia

Dr. Wilson: That smugness of yours really is an attractive quality.
Dr. Gregory House: Thank you. It was either that or get my hair highlighted. Smugness is easier to maintain.

"You can whack me as hard as you want to, Boss..." Tony DiNozzo, NCIS

Kate: I golf left handed, but I bat and throw right handed.
Tony: So you go both ways? (NCIS)

"This horse is a mule." – Gil Grissom (CSI)

"Gallipoli Gallipoli Gallipoli..." – Abby Sciuto (NCIS)

"Very James Bond. Does it tell time too?" Tony – NCIS

"But why is the rum gone!?"

"Worship the Python for he is very Monty."

"It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live." - Albus Dumbledore

“Some asshole told me that if you believe in something strongly enough, you have to be willing to sacrifice everything.” Quote from QAF S3E14

"There are two ways this goes down, and either way, you're dropping the gun." -Calleigh Duquesne

Suspect: "I swear on my mother, all right?" Tim Speedle: "I'm glad I'm not her."

Carter: How do you know about the SGC?
Doctor Markov: I've read extensive files on all of you. O'Neill: The question was how.
Doctor Markov: I learned to read English when I was six, it was not difficult.

You wanna feel better, take a pill. You wanna get right, face the truth.” - William Bradford (Numb3rs)

"Pres. Bush signed a bill authorizing an unfunded 700-mile fence along our 2000-mile border with Mexico. He also has a plan to fight teen pregnancy with fishnet condoms." Bill Maher, Real Time with Bill Maher, 11/1/06

"Face it, I'm older and I have more insurance!" Evelyn Couch 'Fried Green Tomatoes'

"Get as far away from the nuclear explosion as possible. That's good advice, Rodney. Thanks." - Major John Sheppard - Hot Zone

"If I have to come back I'm bringing a stun gun...and a weed whacker." -Marshall Jack Carter - Purple Haze

"Drive it like you stole it!" Ricky Bobby

Dr. Beckett: You have a date, Rodney? With a woman?
McKay: It is simply two adults sharing some friendly... Yes, with a woman!

Remember to always be yourself. Unless you suck. ~ Joss Whedon

Jack McCoy: I'm playing legal tiddlywinks with these punks. What I'd really like to do is take them out to Battery Park and hang them by the scrotum.

"Gay marriage! Next thing you know, they'll want to vote!" -- The Family Guy

Mitchell: Well, it's like my grandma used to say, if at first you don't succeed...
Carter: Try a larger thermonuclear reaction?
Mitchell: Her words exactly.

"You should be in charge of Atlantis."
"But that would make me the man and then who would I rage against?" -
Colonel Abe Ellis and Lieutenant Colonel John Sheppard - First Strike

"If someone tries to kill you, you just try to kill them right back."
Mal Reynolds - captain of the Serenity

Ford: Anyone else call shot gun?
Sheppard: Just gonna drive around the planet check it out.
Ford: Oh you're just checking out the planet... oh never mind then that's cool I mean, I've got better things to be doing than cruising around the planet in a space ship.
Sheppard: You're like a kid you know that?
Ford: Yes sir.

"Oh Wow. I am arguing with myself over who had my idea first...me or me." Rodney McKay ~Grace Under Pressure~

"Life brings hope and pain, but revenge never brings redemption." Connor McLeod -- Highlander: Endgame

"Our friendship will be the stuff of legend." ~ Lex Luthor

Harper: Wait a minute! How come we always have to be the ones to rescue people?
Dylan: Because I love to see you squirm.

"What is loved...endures. What is built...endures. And Babylon 5...Babylon 5 endures."-Babylon 5

"Laugh it up, Chuckles" -- Space Ghost to Rand Miller, 9/29/2005 (GameTap TV)